Windsurfing is our first passion as surf dogs. We love to sail the Columbia River, right in our Oregon front yard. My three dogs sons - Elvis, Dude and Doodle sail with me in Hood River, Oregon, the windsurfing capital of the world.
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Windsurfing is our first passion as surf dogs. We love to sail the Columbia River, right in our Oregon front yard. My three dogs sons - Elvis, Dude and Doodle sail with me in Hood River, Oregon, the windsurfing capital of the world.
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My Elvis. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org.
Wooly Mammoth of a Dog-Man. My basset hound. My Elvis.
He is a Wooly Mammoth of a dog-man.
My basset hound, My Elvis.
He bulges everywhere.
He oozes everything.
Every follicle, every pore,
every Hush Puppy red rimmed blood shot
stare down happy-sad expression.
His outline - so not a sliver, catches a sliver.
First light.
His scent is all night rain and fresh cut grass at daybreak.
Elvis is mostly slow and steady, like his shape.
Except when his 65 pound nose explodes awake!!
Like he’s suddenly giving birth!!
Like he’s standing guard for a long and lazy pregnancy!!
That massive nose drags the rest of him along like Raggedy Andy bobbing along behind.
Mammoth Man inches along creaky old-soul kitchen floors,
Scent hound, mining for gold. Last night’s pot roast.
Foot-long velvet ears drag dust bunnies on the Oregon Trail of our 113 year old farmhouse.
Elvis’ farmhouse. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org.
Elvis wobbles and rambles
like a cowboy in a spaghetti western.
His Elizabethan neck collar
flops side to side like a Brahma bull.
Backlit by warpy western windows,
he’s a shadow puppet.
He’s expanding to fill the room!
The Elephant Man… In a good way!
He’s huge and he’s a dwarf.
His warpy 3-foot spine rides long and low over 2 inch legs.
Bulging double layered ankles
were nick-named Skankles
by my other baby, my Katie.
And all of Elvis’ life and love and good intentions
bears down on those split-open cowboy boots.
Splayed out toenails are black.
No, some are white.
And some, like the rest of him, are both.
Wooly Mammoth Man fills up all the empty space in the creaky old farmhouse and all of us in it.
Even the cat.
Even though she acts indifferent.
And the ground squirrels nesting under the floorboards.
And the quail family commuting through the yard, looking for meaningful work.
And the hummingbird buzzing around the creaky old porch
that’s sagging down in places like some spaghetti western.
Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org.