I met Elvis at Cat House and he took me home. Based on a true story.

Cats take over the dog blog, part 3

By Tia Ayers with Barb Ayers, Hood River, Oregon, 2018

In part 1 - Mod Squad of cats ‘n dogs – day in the life of Surf Dog Diaries by Kihei the cat.

In Part 2 – In the Beginning – the day Kihei the tabby was adopted.

Me. Tia. Auntie. The Magnificent Calico. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

I am the Other Cat, the Other Woman.

Tia, the calico.

It’s about time you heard the other side of the surf dog story.

Here in the Columbia River Gorge, we live wild - cats and dogs, cougars and wolves, people and surfers.

I am an indoor kitty now. Large and round and soft and fuzzy, cozy and confident. Brightly colored, I stood out too much in the wild. Now, living inside, I’m no longer hiding and hungry.

I am the brains of - the cat in charge of - the Surf Dog Diaries.

Oh, but my bff - my Elvis!

Big and strong. Confident and steady. A little slow – after all, he is a basset hound.

No hurries – no worries. Eccentric about his bed - circling and circling, to get his body into position…. scratching and scratching, until it feels… just … right… before plopping down with a shuddering sigh.

Then, snuggling up to me. Cat nap time!

We’re kind twin-like. Agreed?

Our eyes met…. oh, my Elvis! Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

He was and always will be, my very best friend. It wasn’t what I expected. After all, he is a dog. A surf dog, even! All that water and sand - so uncouth! But still…

I’ll never forget the moment we met. The door creaked open at the home for wayward souls. Elvis dragged himself slowly up the steps, and nosed right in.

A dog walks into a house full of 25 kitties. Like he was looking for something – some one – at Cat House.

Like it was no big deal that a dog drops by a house full of cats, to take a look around.

His person, the woman with long golden retriever hair, brought him in to pick from a house full of rescue kitties. To take one kitty home.

Those big, brown, basset eyes, outlined in black! Droopy eyes. Knowing eyes. Eyes, sweet and soft. Subtly confident. Not braggy. Open to the possibilities. Smiling eyes. We didn’t have a lot of smiling eyes at Cat House.

My velvet Elvis.

He had two inch legs. Funny what you notice.

That head was massive and so were his feet. A basset hound wading into a sea full of cats that could easily pounce him. Cats, big and small, wild and scaredy. Cats who lived in curtains and blankets and boxes, couches, crates and bath tubs. That was us - that was me. Cat House kid!

But it was weird that day. Like, all of a sudden, there was a new Us.

We wore the same colors– red, brown, black and white. We looked related –twins, if that’s even possible. A calico and a basset. Elvis and me.

Twins! Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

Elvis was a windsurfing basset hound. Alpha of our surf dog family.

I was thinking... a windsurfer!?!? A windsurfing basset hound?… That just doesn’t pass the sniff test…

No self respecting cat would be caught on, or in, the water.

But – whatever! My twin was a dog.

Elvis was 70 pounds of solid muscle, bearing down on two inch legs.

Which I found out later, makes him an amazing athlete. Low and solid. Good balance.

Always up front on the nose of a paddle board, a windsurf board, a surfboard. With his person riding behind. Tall dogs fall off more than low dogs (shhhh… it’s a basset hound secret…)

And we’re not talking about easy surf dog days, on flat water that doesn’t move around. He rode the mighty Columbia River. We’re in Hood River, Oregon - the Windsurfing Capital of the World! Where the wind whips up from Mount Hood to the cliffs all around and the river moves so fast.

And the waves – yes the waves- right here on the river - crank up, high, overhead. I ran from them when I was a wild kitty.

Elvis and our mom, Barb Ayers, windsurf the Columbia River. Elvis’s basset brother is behind, on board. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

Elvis had a big heart. He loved all animals, all people. All sunlight and rain and glowy sunsets over the Columbia Gorge with orange highlights along the craggy cliffs towering up above as he surfed by.

His little basset brother was blind and Elvis watched out for him, on the surfboard and the rest of life.

Elvis also adopted the little doxie - because he was young and Elvis was old. He wanted someone to carry on the surf dog family tradition.

Elvis loved all sports. July 4 and Christmas parades - streets lined with hundreds of kids, waving and laughing, as the surf dog float rolled by. Parades are a sport, right?

Elvis surfed on a board behind a ski boat, wearing a colorful vest. Big ‘ol basset hound ears normally dragging on the ground - flapping, happy. Flying circles in the breeze.

My surf dog family! L to R: Dude, mom Barb Ayers, Elvis, Doodle. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

He rode waves on the ocean, at Dog Beach.

Elvis loved windsurfing with our person, and his little brothers, the blind dude named Dude and the wiener dog, Doodle.

What a weird pack - three dogs, all low, and the woman - all on one board!

Here, in the wild, where kite surfers and windsurfers and paddlers and salmon share water, and waves.

Elvis was a rock star. Maybe that’s what rock stars do… open us up and show us something we couldn’t figure out on our own.

Like writers do. Writer dogs. I’m a writer cat. I’m working on our life story here.

I heard that Elvis wasn’t Alpha when they lived in California. Must be all those fancy people and animals down there in the big city. We’re more down to Earth here in the country. He must have grown into his Elvis-ness after moving to Oregon.

I miss his old soul here on Earth down below. Only the doxie remains in our house, now that my Elvis has left the building. I also heard he had a cat before me. OMG.

Surf Dog Diaries - me on the right, 4th generation surf dog Doodle on the left. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

From the wild to Cat House. From Cat House to the home of surf dogs.

At Cat House, all 25 of us kitties lived in a full sized house *without a human.) The house was people sized - in a normal neighborhood, with normal people. Houses next door and kids and cars and yards and dogs and skateboards. Can you imagine a house full of felines, hanging out all day, inside, without human supervision? The things we might think or do? Talk about catty.

The first person I met at Cat House was the one that found me hiding in the forest. Coyotes were circling around - it wasn’t a good scene. I was too bright and colorful (translation: awesomely beautiful with lots of white.) It was hard to hide. But I was living like our ancestors - hunting for quail and flitty brown birds and an abundance of ground squirrels. Living under cliffs that light up with warm glowy warmth in the morning, and these super sized cliffs that made you feel small and kitten-like, down below and big ol’ cougar like at the same time.

Yep - me. It’s no so bad - inside. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

The cat lady trapped me and brought me here to Cat House, and for while I was still wild and flighty.

She fed us, and paid our bills, but no human lived at Cat House. It was already full – four or five cats per room, depending on who got along and who staked out what furniture. Which, as you can imagine, was shredded.

The woman ran Cat House in her spare time when she wasn’t making house payments for homeless cats, so they could live in a real neighborhood, with real neighbors and try to assume a so-called real life. While we all waited around for a house of our very own.

Don’t all cats have human servants to buy their homes and pay their bills?

But back to Elvis.

He was handsome. And bold. Fearless. What self-respecting dog walks into a house of 25 cats – willingly?

He did. He didn’t turn and run away. He didn’t even look scared. Like a normal dog. He looked kind of stoned, really. And he just hauled that lug of a bod up that little tiny step, and made it look like some Gorge cliff climbing scene that was nearly impossible, what with short legs and gut and all, up onto the living room floor of Cat House, and dumping it all back down, with neck flaps and skankles and a sling of basset hound slobber flung with a sigh. It was spectacular! And tiring! It was SO manly. So hot (for a dog, of all things)!

I heard that Elvis lived with a cat before me – Kihei, back at Dog Beach in San Diego. It took that cat 13 seconds to pick out her new human at her California cattery.

It took Elvis about the same amount of time, or maybe less, here at Oregon Cat House. He walked in. Our eyes met. The house of 25 cats shrank to one. Guess who?

24 cats dematerialized.

Elvis presented himself. I picked him up and he took me home.

The new 3-dog-night. Left to right: Elvis, Dude, me. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

I am Tia, hear me roar. Did I mention that I’m beautiful?

There was no “fighting like cats and dogs.” That’s some media story.

It’s not like you have to choose if you’re a Cat Person or a Dog Person!

Tia selfie. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

Cuz I’m both. And I tolerate humans.

I met ELvis at Cat House and he took me home.

The rest is surf dog history.

-  TO BE CONTINUED –

Hi, my name is snow. Remember me? Snowmeggadon, in words and pictures

Hi, my name is snow.

Remember me?

I hang out in winter.                     

I am winter.

Oh, this isn’t winter? What, with the Ides of March and St. Patty and Spring Forward and all?

Coyote Wall Syncline of the Columbia Gorge. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

Surfboards and boat floats, Snowmeggadon March 2019. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

I was a Snow Angel

when you were a kiddo.

A snowman you patted together with soggy gloves,

beaning neighbor kids with snow ammo.

Snowboarding the front yard - super-G downhill Olympics! The THRILL OF VICTORY! The agony of defeat!

Sticking your tongue out,

gulping down snow flakes like frosted flakes.

Doxie Doodle’s snow day. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

I am a snow dog day.

Nose and paws

porpoising up from the depths in the yard -

skying up, up and away!

Surfing frozen waves -

paws and tail and tongue

in mid air!

Barking and biting at little white treats…

sprinkled from above.

Catatonic inside. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

I am a Snow Day.

And another

and another

and another...

AM commute. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

I threaten life if you’re not careful.

I am power outages and

long term sub-freezing temps.

I am no internet! (Like, O M G!)

I am no longer just a day, or

a week, or

a month….

I am Snowmeggadon.

Snowpocalypse.

Hear me roar.   

A force of nature. 

I AM nature.

Was there ever any doubt about

who was in charge?

And you…

far below,

shovel driveways and sidewalks

and plow and scrape the roads,

unearthing cars from

my smothery, mothery snow blanket.

Yellow vee-dub. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

Cars don’t work in this stuff, so we go old school. Snow boots. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

I am icy roads and

spin outs

and

I am the heart of the hearth -

the fireplace glow.

And I am

digging out with my neighbors,

taking care of the quail in the yard,

defrosting the hummingbird feeder. Daily.

Quail neighbors and friends. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

I am snow bus routes and

snow days,

delaying school,

cutting into summer.

But it wasn’t so long ago

that I was

Drought Emergency Declaration 2015.

And Eagle Creek Wildfire, #1 fire in the country, 2017…

Be careful what you wish for.

Garden party. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

Oh, that’s right, but this isn’t winter.    

We’re springing forward!

This isn’t Global Warming.  Or Climate Change.

This is just…. The New Norm.              

Snow day still life. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org

Endless summers.

Never ending winters.

I once was

your Snow Angel.          

Don’t you be so

Snowmeggadon Curmudgeon

now.

Our Snow Man. Photo: (c) Barb Ayers, DogDiary.org