Dear Dog Diary:
As a member of the Working Dog class, I take my primary mission of being a companion seriously. Since I am on the job 24/7, I have learned to take power naps in positions that allow me to know if my DogMother is getting up to go somewhere. Naturally, I have to go with her.
Parking my tightly muscled and handsome butt on her feet while in the belly-up position ensures comfortable snoozing and an early warning system. It could well inspire a belly rub.
Only professionals should try this at home.