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Alien boxer alert! - The Rupert Report

Alert working dog that I am, I remain ever watchful for intrusive wildlife in my territory.
I was shocked to find an alien boxer inside our house IN A CHAIR.
He is very odd, making eye contact but offering no visible body language, friend or foe.
He apparently arrived over the holidays and is looking for a home.
Sophie and I have been unsuccessful in communicating with this boxer, though I feel if we could get him on the floor to play, that would break the ice. 

Rupert